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Hey, Scott. Lydia's one of your friends from home, isn't she?

[Judging by that video she'd taken of him and Allison, that is.]

Have you seen her around?

Lydia Martin? Yeah, she's my friend.

I haven't seen her since that video she accidentally posted on the network of me and Allison training... I thought maybe she went to Vanahiem with Allison. Why? Did you need to talk to her?

No, I...I thought it was strange when she didn't call me to see if I was wearing the clothes she picked out for me, so I checked...

Scott, her name's not on the bracelet anymore.

She picked out clothes for you?

[ Sounds like Lydia, but that's not important here. Scott checks his bracelet and... yeah, Merlin's right. Her name's gone. ]

Damn it... Allison's gonna be crushed.

Yeah...she didn't really like the ones I wore when I spoke to her the first day.

I thought she was going to buy some new clothing for herself, but she just went straight to the men's shirts.

So she tricked you into shopping with her?

What were you wearing that day?

Something like that.

Er just what I normally wore. [~~What he has been wearing for the last three years!!~~] Shirt, trousers, boots. Jacket.

She picked out a few things like this. [He adjusts the bracelet so Scott can see his shirt.] And some trousers with the metal strips on the front.

Pants with metal strips? [ Scott is so confused.

He checks out the shirt. ] That's very... Jackson. You really don't have to wear those clothes if you don't want to...

Unless you're trying to impress someone? [ Arthur? ] Do you have a date or something?

Er yeah...these things. [He holds up a pair of jeans and shows him the zippers, making a face.] They're complicated. What's wrong with trousers that you just lace up? Someone at the shop had to show me how to close them.

[Nope, not blushing, not at all.]

No, I'm not--they're just sort of comfortable. The shirts. [The material is really soft :< ] I don't have a date with anyone.

Ohhh, those metal strips. I guess they're quicker laces? But be careful with zippers. You don't want to get your you-know-what caught in them. [ He's talking about your penis, Merlin. ]

Lydia's an expert when it comes to fashion so whatever she picked out for you must look good on you. [ Unlike the sweaters she put on the dogs at Scott's store... ]

[It takes Merlin a second to catch on, and --is he turning a little green? Yep, he's turning a little green.]

What happens if it gets ...caught?

Pain happens. Lots of pain.

My mom's seen grown men cry about it when they come to the hospital after it happens. Usually drunk.

[Okay, that’s definitely worth another wiggle of discomfort.]

…I’m never going to wear those things.

[Not that he’s ever drunk, but this requires safety measures.]

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