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Something like that.

Er just what I normally wore. [~~What he has been wearing for the last three years!!~~] Shirt, trousers, boots. Jacket.

She picked out a few things like this. [He adjusts the bracelet so Scott can see his shirt.] And some trousers with the metal strips on the front.

Pants with metal strips? [ Scott is so confused.

He checks out the shirt. ] That's very... Jackson. You really don't have to wear those clothes if you don't want to...

Unless you're trying to impress someone? [ Arthur? ] Do you have a date or something?

Er yeah...these things. [He holds up a pair of jeans and shows him the zippers, making a face.] They're complicated. What's wrong with trousers that you just lace up? Someone at the shop had to show me how to close them.

[Nope, not blushing, not at all.]

No, I'm not--they're just sort of comfortable. The shirts. [The material is really soft :< ] I don't have a date with anyone.

Ohhh, those metal strips. I guess they're quicker laces? But be careful with zippers. You don't want to get your you-know-what caught in them. [ He's talking about your penis, Merlin. ]

Lydia's an expert when it comes to fashion so whatever she picked out for you must look good on you. [ Unlike the sweaters she put on the dogs at Scott's store... ]

[It takes Merlin a second to catch on, and --is he turning a little green? Yep, he's turning a little green.]

What happens if it gets ...caught?

Pain happens. Lots of pain.

My mom's seen grown men cry about it when they come to the hospital after it happens. Usually drunk.

[Okay, that’s definitely worth another wiggle of discomfort.]

…I’m never going to wear those things.

[Not that he’s ever drunk, but this requires safety measures.]

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