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[mccallmemaybe]

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[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Ohhh, those metal strips. I guess they're quicker laces? But be careful with zippers. You don't want to get your you-know-what caught in them. [ He's talking about your penis, Merlin. ]

Lydia's an expert when it comes to fashion so whatever she picked out for you must look good on you. [ Unlike the sweaters she put on the dogs at Scott's store... ]

[Video]

[dragonspeak]

[It takes Merlin a second to catch on, and --is he turning a little green? Yep, he's turning a little green.]

What happens if it gets ...caught?

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Pain happens. Lots of pain.

My mom's seen grown men cry about it when they come to the hospital after it happens. Usually drunk.

Re: [Video]

[dragonspeak]

[Okay, that’s definitely worth another wiggle of discomfort.]

…I’m never going to wear those things.

[Not that he’s ever drunk, but this requires safety measures.]