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You're being super defensive/secretive/threatening right now. I'm not sure I like what this girl is doing to you.

Oh shut up. She's not like that. Think of Lydia. Now think of the complete opposite of Lydia.

Not a redhead?

Actually, definitely a redhead. More than Lydia. But I meant personality wise.

So she's nice... and not very smart.

Scott... Are you calling my future wife an idiot?

No. But you said she was the opposite of Lydia and Lydia is really smart.

Future wife? Dude.

Personality wise, dude.

So have you asked her out yet?

You haven't even told me her name. What is it?

No I haven't and you're not going to say anything about it to her. Or anyone. Ever. It's Ra-- Wait. You're not going to go look her up, are you?

What kind of best friend do you take me for?

The kind that tried to pimp me out when we were married.

Fine. Don't tell me her name. I guess I'll just have to call her Not Lydia.

You'd better not. I'll shave your head and eyebrows off while you sleep.

Then stop being a secretive butthead and tell me her name.

Promise me you won't go be all helpful.

What do you mean?

You won't go try to say anything or do anything or try to HELP ME with her.

I don't think you need help.

Uh huh

[SO MUCH DOUBT, SCOTT]

You found a girl by yourself. You obviously don't need my help.

I'm happy for you.

Don't jinx it. I still have to use my wiles on her.

How can she resist your wiles?

Obviously she can't. She's as good as mine. :D She'll also be at the dinner.

Cool. Can't wait to meet Not Lydia.

[ Just tell him her name, Stiles. ]

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