ic contact; asgard

[mccallmemaybe]

[ video | audio | text ]

Comments

[mccallmemaybe]

What kind of best friend do you take me for?

[teenyoda]

The kind that tried to pimp me out when we were married.

[mccallmemaybe]

Fine. Don't tell me her name. I guess I'll just have to call her Not Lydia.

[teenyoda]

You'd better not. I'll shave your head and eyebrows off while you sleep.

[mccallmemaybe]

Then stop being a secretive butthead and tell me her name.

[teenyoda]

Promise me you won't go be all helpful.

[mccallmemaybe]

What do you mean?

[teenyoda]

You won't go try to say anything or do anything or try to HELP ME with her.

[mccallmemaybe]

I don't think you need help.

[teenyoda]

Uh huh

[SO MUCH DOUBT, SCOTT]

[mccallmemaybe]

You found a girl by yourself. You obviously don't need my help.

I'm happy for you.

[teenyoda]

Don't jinx it. I still have to use my wiles on her.

[mccallmemaybe]

How can she resist your wiles?

[teenyoda]

Obviously she can't. She's as good as mine. :D

She'll also be at the dinner.

[mccallmemaybe]

Cool. Can't wait to meet Not Lydia.

[ Just tell him her name, Stiles. ]

[teenyoda]

[He hates you so much, Scott. You're not his best friend anymore.]

You call her that and I will staple your wolf nuts to your forehead. It's Rachel.

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Finally. ] See? That wasn't so hard to type, was it?

[teenyoda]

Yes it was. My thumb is broken now. I blame you. I have to go look for stuff for her now.

[mccallmemaybe]

I'll come meet you and show you where that shop is.

And you're welcome.

[teenyoda]

Loveyouhateyou