mccallmemaybe | ic contact; asgard

Dude, you know the one.

And you don't want me sending it unless you want someone else finding out about it.

I don't know what you're talking about. Show me the picture.

You mean you want me to show it to everyone on the network?

Do it. Show everyone the imaginary picture.

unless it exists, then don't show it

you're bluffing, there's totally no picture

please don't show it on the network

is this your way of punishing me for that puppy peeing on you at the store the other day? because that totally wasn't my fault!

[ don't mind him. this is just working out so much better than he'd planned, so he'll take a minute to laugh and enjoy it. ]

I told you what I want. Just send the pay my way and no one has to see anything.

And it's your stupid store.

[ this is just the beginning of the revenge scott. 8) ]

I should fire you for blackmailing me.

Says the guy who practically begged me to work there in the first place.

Obviously I wasn't in my right mind while Allison was lost.

Are you two that attached at the hip?

[ EYEROLLING DUDE ]

[ eyerolling back at you dude ]

Allison's family aren't here to threaten or try to kill me. Of course I'm going to spend all my time here with her.

Hey, her dad was here once before, so he could definitely show up again.

Don't jinx it!

[ If Mr. Argent comes back, Scott will hold Jackson personally responsible. ]

I'm not jinxing anything.

Are too.

[ are they really doing this ]

Am not.

[ ...yes, yes they are ]

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[ someone stop this mature battle of wits before someone gets hurt! ]

ARE TOO.

[ no one can handle their level of maturity and intellect, it's amazing. ]

With your luck, you probably jinxed yourself.

[ Scott thinks of something. ]

You say me and Allison are attached at the hip but I always see you hanging around that blonde woman here.

[ He uses 'woman' rather than 'girl' because she seems older and does she know exactly how young you are, Jackson?

Two can play at this blackmail game. ]

[ no way, dude. no way. he doesn't play fair game that way. ]

And that's any of your business how? I guess you wouldn't understand the concept of having friends.

[ His relationship with Allison isn't really any of Jackson's business either but that doesn't stop him from making snarky commentary about it. ]

And when I was talking to her about gun training on the network, you were practically stalking our conversation like a jealous boyfriend and made sure she did gun training with you first.

[ come on jackson tell scotty all about your new older woman~ ]

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