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Are too.

[ are they really doing this ]

Am not.

[ ...yes, yes they are ]

Edited 2013-01-06 21:20 (UTC)

[ someone stop this mature battle of wits before someone gets hurt! ]

ARE TOO.

[ no one can handle their level of maturity and intellect, it's amazing. ]

With your luck, you probably jinxed yourself.

[ Scott thinks of something. ]

You say me and Allison are attached at the hip but I always see you hanging around that blonde woman here.

[ He uses 'woman' rather than 'girl' because she seems older and does she know exactly how young you are, Jackson?

Two can play at this blackmail game. ]

[ no way, dude. no way. he doesn't play fair game that way. ]

And that's any of your business how? I guess you wouldn't understand the concept of having friends.

[ His relationship with Allison isn't really any of Jackson's business either but that doesn't stop him from making snarky commentary about it. ]

And when I was talking to her about gun training on the network, you were practically stalking our conversation like a jealous boyfriend and made sure she did gun training with you first.

[ come on jackson tell scotty all about your new older woman~ ]

Because I didn't want her to be forced to associate with losers. That's just called looking out for a friend.

[ no never denial 4 life!!! ]

[ Scott thinks the lizard doth protest too much. ]

You have no porsche to drive or CO-captain title here. I think that makes you as much of a loser as I am.

Just because I don't have those things doesn't make me any less great. It's not just about what you have.

[ is this an almost sensible comment? yes, it almost is ]

[ Too bad such a sensible comment probably doesn't apply to Scott, right? ]

Spare me a list of reasons why you're awesome. I have stuff to do.

[ of course not. c: ]

Whatever you say.

I won't be in tomorrow.

What will you be doing instead?

Not answering any messages from you, for one.

[ jesus scott its like you're his parent 8| ]

[ he might as well be 8| ]

Which is what I should have done instead of having this conversation with you.

[ he's just going out mom!! with some friends!! gosh 8( ... and then he's going to murder them. i MEAN. ]

Are we done here?

[ tell mom exactly what you're doing and who you're hanging out with and put kisses on the end of your texts like a good boy! ]

Are you still blackmailing me?

[ no!!!! also LOL does not mean LOTS OF LOVE mom!!! ]

Duh. You can pretend I got sick, but I don't care either way.

screw

you

now we're done

[ you know what scott, HE'S TAKING THE RIGHT TO HANG UP AWAY FROM YOU BY DOING IT FIRST ]

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