[ At this rate Scott is going to force Derek to become furniture just to avoid having to deal with this. But honestly, he knows Scott is a dumbass, that's been proved to him one too many times, but it's almost incredible to see how the teen's thought process works, jumping from one ridiculous thing to the next.
Really should get that head of yours checked out, Scott. ]
One less problem in your life if she doesn't. [ It's mostly growled to himself as he eyes the door. And really, who needs Stiles when you have Derek? ]
She's not a problem. Her family are the problem... [ He picks up the pillow he threw at Derek from the floor and hugs it to his chest. ] She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
[ Doesn't he want to make you throw up in your mouth a little? ]
[ So after escaping here Derek's going to claws his own ears off because he doesn't need to hear this. For now he's pretty stone-faced while making sure the distance between himself and the door becomes less and less.... ]
Best, right.
[ Hand firmly on the door knob, he only casts the quickest of looks at Scott as he pulls it open. Look at him, leaving like a normal person for once. ]
Try not to do anything stupid again. [ Because clearly it was Scott who messed up and not Derek...so be more careful from now on!! ]
[ He'll hit you with the door, how about that? But next time. For now he very much just leaves like an ordinary werewolf-person thing so no back flips or dramatic running on all fours.
He'll make up for the lack of cool exits next time though, no worries. ]
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Really should get that head of yours checked out, Scott. ]
One less problem in your life if she doesn't. [ It's mostly growled to himself as he eyes the door. And really, who needs Stiles when you have Derek? ]
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She's not a problem. Her family are the problem... [ He picks up the pillow he threw at Derek from the floor and hugs it to his chest. ] She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
[ Doesn't he want to make you throw up in your mouth a little? ]
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Best, right.
[ Hand firmly on the door knob, he only casts the quickest of looks at Scott as he pulls it open. Look at him, leaving like a normal person for once. ]
Try not to do anything stupid again. [ Because clearly it was Scott who messed up and not Derek...so be more careful from now on!! ]
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Apology accepted. [ Not that Derek apologized, but something must have brought him here. Scott would like to think it was guilt. ]
Don't let the door hit you on your way out. [ Except his tone suggests that it wouldn't be such a bad thing if it happened, the cheeky little shit. ]
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He'll make up for the lack of cool exits next time though, no worries. ]