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No it's not. [ For the following reasons: ]

1. You're creepy.

2. You're the reason why some of them are dead.

3. See number 1. [ Because he cannot stress enough how creepy he thinks Henry is. ]

I thought you had chickenhands anyway?! [ That must have worn off if Henry can type now. ]

Can't say I haven't heard that before, nya ha! Sorry about that. But I'm also the reason some of them are alive! Way MORE animals would be dead if I hadn't helped, you know! And Thor took my chickens back. But I took really good care of them while I had them!

[ Well... at least he's apologizing for being creepy. ]

I have no way of knowing that's true. For all I know you could have deliberately damaged my store.

I'm surprised you didn't eat the chickens or cut them off.

Isaac was there too! I wasn't the only one knocking into things because of the ice, you know. And I WANTED those chickens! Why would I try to hurt them?

Yeah but I trust Isaac, I hardly know you. He wouldn't knock anything over on purpose.

You WANTED chicken hands?! Why?!

I was running on ice! I'm surprised I didn't break myself in the process. Too bad, missed opportunity~ But you should've seen Isaac covered in cat toys, it was hilarious! He's a real quick hand with the shadows though, saved a whole bunch more fish that way when the shelves started collapsing. Aaaand yes? I'd love to turn into a whole chicken, or some other beast too. Or just have a collection of horrible mutations just SPROUTING all over my body! It'd be great!

...Isaac covered in cat toys does sound pretty funny.

And yeah Isaac is pretty good at the shadows thing. He's great.

[ Wow Scott could you be fanboying Isaac any harder right now... ]

You could get eaten if you turned into a chicken though... and I can't see how having horrible mutations would be a good thing. People would just stare at you in horror. [ Though Scott imagines people already do that with Henry because of the stuff he says. ]

He is! He also made a whole wagon to help carry the critters away. I could help with BITS of it, but my shadows weren't nearly as strong then. But it wouldn't be a good thing, it'd be an AWESOME thing! Nya ha! I hadn't even thought about being eaten, but wouldn't that be amazing!? I'd be ripped limb from limb! But I bet they'd stare! I could traumatize loads of people that way, probably.

You have the same power?

...Seriously, whenever I think you can't possibly say anything creepier, you prove me wrong. And you're probably going to take that as a compliment when you shouldn't.

Yup, both shadow users! Aw, thanks! ...So yeah, you're totally right there. Soooo how about those animals!?

Sorry but no.

[ And this is exactly why he'll blame Henry when he finds the dead animals in his store. Because Scott said no to him. Sorry, Henry. ]

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