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Jan. 16th, 2013 04:36 amONE: Sorry if Derek has offended anyone by the way... You might know him as the guy with the really grumpy face? Don't take it personally, he's like that with everyone. (September 2012)
TWO: Animal lover in a non-beastiality way. (December 2012)
THREE: I think a lady kidnapped me. (January 2013)
FOUR: Say your girlfriend's mom tries to kill you. (March 2013)
FIVE: I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down. (June 2013)
SIX: Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? (August 2013)
SEVEN: I'm calling it Kermit. You know, like the frog? (October 2013)
EIGHT: Can someone explain to me why I’m cuffed to a bed right now? (February 2013)
TWO: Animal lover in a non-beastiality way. (December 2012)
THREE: I think a lady kidnapped me. (January 2013)
FOUR: Say your girlfriend's mom tries to kill you. (March 2013)
FIVE: I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down. (June 2013)
SIX: Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? (August 2013)
SEVEN: I'm calling it Kermit. You know, like the frog? (October 2013)
EIGHT: Can someone explain to me why I’m cuffed to a bed right now? (February 2013)
