Er yeah...these things. [He holds up a pair of jeans and shows him the zippers, making a face.] They're complicated. What's wrong with trousers that you just lace up? Someone at the shop had to show me how to close them.

[Nope, not blushing, not at all.]

No, I'm not--they're just sort of comfortable. The shirts. [The material is really soft :< ] I don't have a date with anyone.